The Big Fat List of quotes

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This is a complete list of everything that's been voted on, best to worst. If anything obvious is missing, please submit more options or get voting!

1

"Go ahead - make my day."

Movie quote
2

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Movie quote
3

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
4

"You can do anything, but not everything."
5

"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left."
6

"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes."
7

"The only difference between a winner and a loser is a winner plays until he wins."
8

"A picture is worth a thousand words."
9

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
10

"Why kill you, when I can just not teach you and get the same results?"
11

"I have nothing to declare but my genius."
12

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening."
13

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
14

"When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, 'I say, 'Your salary.'"
15

"If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living."
16

"Nothing is so exhilarating in life as to be shot at with no result."
17

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
18

"Common sense is not so common."
19

"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
20

"Hell is other people."
21

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
22

"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy."
23

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
24

"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."
25

"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."
26

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
27

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."
28

"Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are."
29

"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done."
30

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."
31

"Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage."
32

"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."
33

"You may delay, but time will not."
34

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad."
35

"It is such a secret place, the land of tears."
36

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."
37

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
38

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
39

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
40

"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge."
41

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."
42

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
43

"Life imitates art far more than art imitates life."